Hey there, buddy. I notice you're still here, hanging out in my nose and chest. It's been 9 days, dude. What gives?
I know. I shouldn't have mentioned that I haven't been sick in a while and thought I got through cold and flu season unscathed. It was an open invitation, I see that now. Me, bragging. You, plotting your revenge until you found a weakness.
Well, mission accomplished. Congratulations—you got me. So..... can we call it even and you can take your snot and congestion and move on? Please?